found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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