You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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