Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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