i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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