you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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