she was so not down for the gang bang
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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