Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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