Whod you bang
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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