I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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