Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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