I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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