pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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