we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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