Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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