just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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