Do vagina's smell?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
