A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
he thought i was a dude.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I am mentally ready for anal.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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