and i looked up. we had an audience...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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