The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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