before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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