Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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