He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
