I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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