Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
pray to the hookup gods
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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