Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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