They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I have fence marks all over my body
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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