yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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