Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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