shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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