no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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