Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Can you bring me the toilet please
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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