i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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