I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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