The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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