My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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