He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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