So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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