Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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