I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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