this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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