I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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