I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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