When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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