So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Still dying that you shit outside
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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