Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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