would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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