Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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