is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
third nipple confirmed
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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