I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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