At least make sure they are 18
Why
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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