ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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