Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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