on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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