I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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