First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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