A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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