Porn is love you can see.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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