You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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